jackass

jackass
1. (jackass) (1412↑, 196↓)
1)n. A type of Donkey 2)n. A stupid or idiotic person 3)n. A show on MTV in which people preform dangeorus stunts that look pretty cool. 4)n. See: Edwin cruz

1. I own some donkeys and some jackasses. 2. Stop being a jackass, Kayla\! 3. I'm going to watch Jackass. 4. Go away and get a life, jackass\!

2. (Jackass) (1314↑, 344↓)
A show named after its target audience

Jackass: Whoa\! Did you see that midget maranade himself in dogshit and throw himself down a hill\! Now thats quality T.V\!

3. (jackass) (488↑, 138↓)
1.) A television show aired on MTV which stars people like Bam Magera, Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn to name a few. 2.) A stupid person who has no common sense.

1.) Did you see Jackass last night? It was awesome when Knoxville was pelted with tazers\! 2.) People like Tony Blair who condemm us to war are total Jackasses.

4. (Jackass) (437↑, 162↓)
1. A donkey 2. My boss (or your boss)

My boss sucks and yours probably does too.

5. (Jackass) (412↑, 167↓)
1)extremely funny show on MTV starring Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and many others. 2)a total idiot

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass\!

6. (jackass) (126↑, 16↓)
What President [Barack Obama] called [Kanye West] after he stormed the stage at the VMAs.

Kanye West is a real jackass for what he did at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won.

7. (jackass) (128↑, 59↓)
a [snooks], [fool], or [ass] derogatory term used to refer to a person without below average intellect.

J: That [snooks] is one jackass. K: hey, that's my dad.

8. (Jackass) (129↑, 76↓)
The movie And sometimes people.

One of the performers sets fireworks of in his dads bedroom to wake him up, then in his car then puts a crocodile or alligator (I dunno which) in the kitchen in a attempt to make there mom say "FUCK". Thats a jackass\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

9. (jackass) (63↑, 24↓)
a jacket which only reaches down to your waist, leaving your ass exposed.

"hey, it's like minus 40 out tonight\!\! didn't you freeze on your way over here with that jackass on??"

10. (jackass) (62↑, 31↓)
1) An idiotic person. 2) A type of Donkey 3) A show named after its target audience.

That guy is a jackass\! The jackass crapped on his lawn.

11. (jackass) (49↑, 25↓)
A person who acts like a comeplete idiot. Or just someone who is acting strange and just not normal.

"Max is such a jackass, he can't count to 5." "Are you sure? Yesterday I saw him count to 4."

12. (jackass) (31↑, 11↓)
1.another Term of calling someone a Jerk. a really unpleasenly anoying person

Dominic is a Jackass

13. (jackass) (22↑, 3↓)
a person that is completely annoying and very rude

Michael is the biggest jackass in the entire universe.

Author: Amanda is Awesomer Than You http://jackass.urbanup.com/3067257
14. (jackass) (21↑, 12↓)
a mtv and mtv2 [tellie] show about a [crew] made up of: [johnny knoxville], [bam margera], [ryan dunn], [steve-o], [chris pontius], and a couple other [dude]s.

swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so [fucken] [hot]\!" swooning teen chick 2: "no\! [bam] is\!" swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; [steve-o] is\!" swooning teen chick 4: "[johnny] is the [hottest] of the jackass crew\!" *swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest]* teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."

15. (Jackass) (17↑, 11↓)
Any officer of the United States Army who graduated from West Point. This definition originates due to the fact that the school mascot is indeed a donkey.. aka .. YOU GUESSED IT ... A JACKASS

"THe new LT is from Westpoint." "Great just what we need another Jackass\!\!\!"

16. (jackass) (19↑, 13↓)
A stupid or uneducated person.

Look at that jackass trying to moon the cop\!

17. (jackass) (7↑, 3↓)
a person that does something stupid or funny that makes fun of someone else

ur a jackass

18. (jackass) (27↑, 23↓)
Johnny Knoxville see [moron]

"you Johnny\!"

19. (Jackass) (7↑, 4↓)
Kanye West: A douchebag self absorbed misadventure in social situations.

President Obama: “I thought that was really inappropriate,” adding, “\{Kanye West\}'s a jackass.”

20. (jackass) (24↑, 21↓)
the best [mtv] show ever, but now mtv sucks cause it plays shitty music

i love jackass

21. (Jackass) (5↑, 3↓)
being extremely fucking retarded

johnny knoxville is a jackass

22. (JackAss) (22↑, 20↓)
an awsome show that should be on every channel

Put Jackass on Cartoon Network\!

23. (jackass) (14↑, 12↓)
A donkey, also known as an ass.

The Democrats' symbol is a jackass. Hmmmm, interesting...

24. (Jackass) (4↑, 3↓)
Kanye West

Obama says "the young lady seems like a perfectly nice person, shes getting his award. What is he doing?" "He's a Jackass."

Author: Presedent Obama http://jackass.urbanup.com/4300667
25. (jackass) (12↑, 11↓)
1) fool or moron 2) a popular TV show and movie that has said jackasses performing dangerous and crude stunts 3) someone who performs dangerous and crude stunts a la the TV show despite seeing warnings
26. (jackass) (17↑, 16↓)
1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention 2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

27. (jackass) (52↑, 52↓)
Yet another reason to hate Mtv.

Mtv is for [jackass]es.

28. (jackass) (20↑, 20↓)
the best fuckin show ever, even if it is on MTV...damn the MTV fuckers
29. (jackass) (18↑, 18↓)
the best fucking show an movie around

dude did you see the wasabi snooters?

30. (Jackass) (24↑, 26↓)
1. best show on earth 2. best ever movie (jackass the movie) 3. my way of life...

(l)Mr. Knoxville is my GOD and JACKASS is my way of life(l)

Author: jess_the_jackass http://jackass.urbanup.com/304954
31. (jackass) (2↑, 5↓)
Amazingly awesome person

That girl is a total jackass.

32. (Jackass) (0↑, 3↓)
1. a person that stereotypes people based on gender or looks. 2. a person who does all possible to get another in trouble 3. a donkey 4. the butt of a boy named Jack

guy 1: "that girl looks so 'emo', guess we should tell the pricipal to search her locker\!" guy 2: "nah man\! she'll be dead by thre end of te night if she messes up with her blade\!" guy 1: "true that\!" (the next day) girl: "wonder what all the commotion is about.......THE SHIT?\!?\!?\!? WHY ARE YOU GUYS TEARING THROUGH MY LOCKER?\!?\!?" teacher 1: "THERE SHE IS\!" teacher 2: "KNEW SHE'D SHOW UP\!" girl: "WHATS GOING ON?\!?" teacher 3: "we found three razors in your locker young missy\!" girl: "I SWEAR THEY ARE NOT MINE\!\!\! WHY WOULD I EVEN HAVE RAZORS?\!?\!?\!?" guy 1: *whispering* "got her good\! nice work planting them\!" guy 2: "yeah lets get outta here\!" nerd: "what jackasses\! Hey\! teacher\! those two did it\!\!\!" teacher 4: "and what proof do you have?" nerd: "YOU DON'T BELIEVE EVEN ME\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" teacher 4. "quit being a jackass and get to class, this isn't your problem."

33. (Jackass) (3↑, 6↓)
1) Kanye West as stated by President Obama off the record. 2) A person for what ever reason acting without common sense 3)The average middle class or poor Republican

1) President Obama: He's a jackass. 2) Kanye West VMA 2009 3) Jackass Republican-Socialist\! Human with common since- those greedy Republicans have convinced that jackass that if it's not capitalism gone wild it's "Socialist" Note:not all Republicans are greedy some are just "jackasses"

34. (jackass) (0↑, 4↓)
"male donkey", .. but other than that, someone who thinks they are right about a certain subject to the exclusion of even being able to comprehend another persons viewpoint, and they will generally take or make actions based on this superimposed 'im always right' attitude whether it hurts others or not ...

dude decided to hook up with some old highschool friends and leaves a note for his wife because shes working late, then he doesnt show up till the next morning .. what a jackass ..

Author: hijackednation http://jackass.urbanup.com/5285446
35. (Jackass) (0↑, 4↓)
Some guy who goes out stealing peoples Donkeys and or Horses

You: I wish those mexicans would quit nicking my stuff Mate: What did they take this time? You: My Horse Mate: wow I didn't know u were a pimp\! Can u hook me up? You: no man, i said horse Mate* disappointed*: Oh. What Jackasses

36. (Jackass) (1↑, 5↓)
The term used to describe one Kanye West by President Obama, meaning 'incompetent fool'

Kanye West is a jackass

37. (jackass) (3↑, 7↓)
Can be preformed while fucking doggy style, grabbing each hip tight enough to steer, and running you partner at full speed head first into the wall\! Thus, performing the Jackass.

Resembling some 'Jackass' stunts with shopping carts.

38. (jackass) (11↑, 15↓)
George "dubya" Bush, saddly president of this fine country.

Bush is a complete and utter jackass.

Author: francine donavan http://jackass.urbanup.com/2549003
39. (jackass) (1↑, 6↓)
bad luck or a person who is very unlucky(sometimes used as an exclamation).

he cant get the job, he's a jackass. fuck\! my jackass has done it again. jackass\! not again\!

40. (Jackass) (2↑, 7↓)
1. A large, 4-legged, vaguely horse-like mammal that goes, "NEE-HAW\!". 2. A person of foolish or idiotic character. 3. The single dumbest show ever aired on television, produced by the single dumbest television network in existance, and embraced by the most worthless wastes of skin to ever live. 4. A film franchise based upon said show. 5. Kanye West. President Obama affirmed this.

*chuckle*, "He's a jackass."

41. (Jackass) (43↑, 48↓)
a great TV show on mtv that airs stunts. Nothing that has ever been aired on jackass (nevermind food stuff) is as crazy as stuff ive done. they skateboard off ramps, i bike onto moving vehicles. they ride wheelbarrows dowm some retarded hill, i ride some stupid shit but fast ass home-made car thing down the fastest hill in town. they might have had an injury, i play through two football games with a broken leg.

-ignorant person- whoa that show is insane\! -intelligent drew- nah, nothing they do is that dangerous

Author: Drew Nutter Butter http://jackass.urbanup.com/1127892
42. (jackass) (8↑, 13↓)
dumb shit; douche bag; retard; moron; fag; dipshit; invalid; dumbass

Ryan ran into a pole the other day because he was tryin to act cool. What a jackass\!

43. (jackass) (13↑, 18↓)
One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.

It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://jackass.urbanup.com/123248
44. (jackass) (2↑, 8↓)
christian a. one who enjoys looking on the computer 24/7 becasue he lacks the friendship. he also make funs of otehr people becasue he hates himself.

Christian was a jackass because he spent all his day on the computer.

45. (jackass) (16↑, 22↓)
a group of rich art school drop outs who fuck around,can be funny but it looks like sesame street next to its WELSH equivalent dirty sanchez also on mtv

jackass:lets put a dwarf on a carpet dirty sanchez:Lets staple our cocks to planks of wood and swing them around

46. (Jackass) (18↑, 24↓)
1. An American pack of cunts that perform 'extreme stunts'. In fact they are often not at all extreme, they are just stupid. They have not seen Dirty Sanchez to understand what extreme is. 2. A show named after it intended audience.

Jackass is not funny.

47. (jackass) (13↑, 20↓)
A show which unfortunately hasn't been cancelled. Someone needs to die on there so it will.

Jackass is only for jackasses.

48. (jackass) (4↑, 12↓)
1.A person whole will sit there and lie to you right in your face, even when they know they are and/or are proven wrong. 2.An individual who will make up stories that have no possibility of being true whatsoever. Everytime the story is told, it continues to become more and more outrageous. 3.Someone who parents are hygenisists and still has bad breath. 4 Someone who doesn't get a hint and continues to piss you off in which the only rememdy is to prank there dorm room with a bucket.

1. Jackass: "I scored with 3 girls last night" Us: "Uh no you were with us all night" Jackass: "Uh ya that's right it was only 2 girls" 2. Jackass: "Last night I drank 40 beers in in 30 minutes" Next night, the story is told again with it being 50 beers 3. Self explanatory 4. May go to Humber College

Author: Evil_lawn_gnome http://jackass.urbanup.com/1662145
49. (JackAss) (5↑, 13↓)
[Dude] be [frontin] [fo] attention

That jackass is a lecherous [mo fo]\!

Author: fo my pizz da playa http://jackass.urbanup.com/245595
50. (jackass) (15↑, 24↓)
the person who wrote the definition, in which they included the theory that our president is a jackass. in his theory, he misspelled the word speech, and instead put "speach".

An this dude is actually defining "jackass". All i have to say is: it takes one to know one, and besides, look who can't spell. what a jackass.

51. (jackass) (18↑, 27↓)
show on mtv with 10 american men with special guest that do stunt for a show..bam margera rocks\!
52. (jackass) (6↑, 15↓)
The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

53. (jackass) (21↑, 36↓)
a highly uneducated ignorant person, see also [democrat].

hahaha. Democrats are jackasses.

Related: asshole, idiot, moron, dumbass, ass, stupid, jerk, retard, douchebag, douche, loser, dick, fool, bitch, tool, dumb, prick, dickhead, fucker, fucktard, douche bag, bastard, asshat, dipshit, fag, gay, donkey, cunt, faggot, pussy, retarded, annoying, dummy, dork, shit, ignorant, fuck, jack, shithead, motherfucker
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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